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brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it
Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see
by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022
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Meniscus

Equivalent to cool, awesome, groovy, and radical, 'Meniscus' is all that and more. This ought not be confused with the curvature when measuring liquid in a graduated cylinder or the crescent-shaped cushiony tissue in your knee-cap.

NO, Meniscus is the hip, new word of the future present and present future. In all meniscusness, will this word forever reign.
"Dude I just got a new car!"
"Dude! That's meniscus!"
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"I punched some guy in the ear cause he had pimples."
"That's so not meniscus. Go apologize you unmeniscus jerk."
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Meniscus? lol. Meniscus. ftw.
by Menicus to the Max October 25, 2010
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meniscus

the foamy froth of pooled semen in a girl's bellybutton
i pulled out and came on her belly so she wouldnt get pregant; that shit left a meniscus
by Petras January 23, 2010
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Miniscule

miniscule mean sum shit dats lil damn nigga ur dick be small as shit
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Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.
Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?
by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011
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Torn Meniscus

when you play chicken and you rip one of the ligaments under your knee cap. This often results in not being able to perform in musicals, and wearing crutches. a psychic says it is fully curable by a good surgeon in about three months...after graduation of course.
Josh got a torn meniscus at katies party, and it really sucks. get well.
by caringfriend May 11, 2009
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Meniscus

1. A cartilage substance in joints, made to protect the joints during movement and strain. It can be meant in several different joints, but mostly it is referred to in the knee, as that is the most commonly injured.

2. A phrase sometimes yelled by dumbasses when they are hurt or pretending to be hurt.
1. Kyle was taken out of the game when he tore his Meniscus.

2. Agh! I tore my Meniscus!!
by Kylster November 29, 2005
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