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milosexual

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.
by meep_meep June 24, 2016
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Slobodan Milosevich

Chief protector of Serbian culture in particular, and Western culture in general. A man who should be canonized for his attacks against the Muslim threat.
Slobodan Milosevich is a saint.
by Iblisatan January 29, 2007
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Milage (mi.al.age)

When a girl or woman has a lot of sex.

The total length, extent, or distance the Pussy is measured or expressed in miles.

Total miles the Pussy covered or traveled sleeping with other men.

The amount of service, use, or wear estimated by miles on pussy: This woman will give very good mileage.
Milage (mi.al.age)

a. This girl has fucked a lot of guys. She has a lot of Milage on her pussy. <-- Milage can also be used to define the Ass or Mouth.

b. Too bad women do not come with Milage counters on their foreheads so men can see what they are getting into.

c. Its okay, she's good. She doesn't have too many miles on her.
by JamesReezznnaakk August 4, 2008
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Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.
Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.
by Torlo September 30, 2019
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milover

mirell plus oliver is a perfect couple and the ship name is milover
SM: WHo are they
SM: They are couple Milover
by Yeassss May 24, 2021
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Miloe

Handsome guy who you can never get mad at, he can be so charming and so funny that you laugh till you run out of breath. Someone named Miloe can be a great boyfriend
Hi Miloe
by Goofy Gregor October 28, 2019
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Mildge

A Mildge is a genital wart, although the word can be used to describe someone ugly, for example; 'You're a Mildge' also someone can be 'Mildgey' or 'Mildgeing' someone, this is where a person is clingy and annoying, and when you've got rid of them they come back shortly after, like a Genital wart
Lukes Mildgeing Richard as usual,Emilys a Mildge,Sarahs got so many Mildges
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