milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 21, 2022

Milk Jug Titties

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.

That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!

by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023

backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

by Shit-face June 30, 2008

Male Milk Jug

noun: a man's loose anus full of cum.

That dude has loaded male milk jug

by really milky October 13, 2007

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

Iranian Milk Jugs

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

milk juggs

very large, milk-filled breasts usually resulting from a woman being pregnant or having recently given birth

Jack, "Yo, my girl squirted me last night".
Will, "What the fuck are you talking about?".
Jack, "Yeah, she was riding my dick and her milk juggs leaked in my face".
Will, "Nice".

by jpsnowman2 October 23, 2009