meterosexual

A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.

If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!

by alehar September 6, 2004

meterosexual

a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.

Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"

by leibabe87 May 17, 2005

Meterosexual Hipster

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"

by APokedex October 22, 2011

Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

by Lyfial April 12, 2009

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual

being romantically attracted to all genders or sexual orientations but being sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender

A: I thought she was bi and had lost it to a girl? She's been dating like everyone
B: Nah, she's a pan-romantic heterosexual so she'd date anyone but only sleep with dudes

by CrazyMentalChild April 24, 2015

biromantic heterosexual

when someone is romantically attracted to both female and males but is also sexually attracted to the opposite gender

Guy 1: Hey, look! it's that girl you were talking about!
Girl 2: Yea but I'm only attracted to her romantically. I'm biromantic to both guys and gals but also heterosexual to guys. I'm biromantic heterosexual

by redglare December 8, 2016

Compulsory heterosexuality

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.

I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.

by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018