A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
by benny876 October 14, 2020
Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
by RockstarRaccoon August 30, 2008
A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
by APokedex October 23, 2011
Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...
by Lyfial April 12, 2009