metalica 

the sickest band ever!!!

enter sandman, no leaf clover, master of pupets

metalica by fan December 10, 2003

metalica 

80s mullet glam band whos few hits during 80-90s allowed them to stay active, their music is repeative and typical of its era, later on metalica went on to cut their hair in an attempt to change their image to somthing less mullet. Along with this image change they decided it would be smart to sue their fans and make an example of them pubically. Thus the first major attempt at controlling what people listen to, this was probly done to the growing view that Metalica is currently going down hill musically along side socially. these attempts at media coverage are most likely just attempts to perpetuate an already dead band.

my mullet is finely combed

metalica by Cenobite April 15, 2004

metalica 

bunch of old fat geezers that think they can play.

the band metalica was supposed to play but they got booed off stage

metalica by chris brown May 5, 2005

Metalican 

A person of Mexican and Italian decent

Metalican women are some of the most beautiful humans ever born

Metalican by outlaw gypsy January 13, 2025

Metalican 

A person on Mexican and Italian decent

Metalican women are the most beautiful in the world

Metalican by outlaw gypsy January 13, 2025

Space hopper Metallica Tits 

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

Space hopper Metallica Tits by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019