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dirty myrtle

The act of getting a fidget spinner stuck in your anus.
Man! Billy did a dirty myrtle to me and now I have to have surgery.
by Daddy McBoogerpants August 17, 2017
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Dirty Myrtle

The act of putting sand in someone’s asshole.
We were at the beach, so I gave her a Dirty Myrtle.
by Jkramer97 September 12, 2018
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Dirty Myrtle

A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”
by Flame crotch September 30, 2021
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