MikeSplained

When the ever-amiable Mike steps in with a dash of charm and a dollop of reason to elegantly challenge the world of conspiracy-laden fallacy.

The flerfs got MikeSplained and it didn't hurt a bit.

by MikeSplained August 3, 2023

Momsplain

When one mom condescendingly explains proper parenting to another mom.

She was always momsplaining to everyone in her moms' group about how using essential oils and doing baby yoga will help a 2 month old sleep through the night.

by Lisymarie September 1, 2015

momsplain

When your mom over-explains things to you because she forgets that you're a goddamned adult and it's akward.

e.g. mom: "Haha! I brought home this hilarious GOP Bingo card for tonight's debate. See, it's a bingo card, but it has expressions or words the candidates might use. When they say them, you drink a shot! It's so funny! Of course you don't HAVE to drink." you: Yeah, Mom, I knew what you meant when you said bingo. Because I know what bingo is. You don't have to momsplain it."

by Mean Red September 11, 2015

momsplaining

Explaining something you know is untrue to a child in a condescending voice.

Ever since I realized my face wouldn't freeze in a funny look, I've been able to ignore her momsplaining.

by Don Quixote55 January 25, 2017

Medsplain

When an absolute idiot thinks they understand something medical or health related and goes crazy explaining it over their social media. In reality they'll probably end up with mega-AIDS with their terrible ideas, so medsplainers are to be avoided and feared. Someone can be a medsplainer, can medsplain, or medsplaining.

My sister tried to medsplain to me that onions in my socks will cure cancer and now my stupid socks smell like onions.

by jerel89 January 2, 2018

mamsplaining

m'amsplaining

When a feminist or social justice warrior explains how a white man (or anyone) should act according to progressive rules.

Domique was mamsplaining to Doug that his being a white male meant that he could not offer advise in any situation and was in fact worse than Hitler.

by darkurthe January 11, 2017

momsplain

when a mother tells an authority in a subject her opinion, as it has more value than the expert in the field.

Although Coach Parcell has over 15 years of successful coaching experience, Valerie continued to momsplain to the coach about all of the things her could do to better the program.

by Edward Allan July 9, 2019