Metapod

(1) A Pokemon that cannot learn any moves besides Harden, and tackle if you've evolved it from a Caterpie. Will evolve to Butterfree at lvl. 10

(2) A useless person who rarely moves outside his house, likes to stay in and his head is impenetrable to matters outside his computer.

(3) A "has-been." Used to go around doing physical activities, but now stays immobile and lazy. May one day become fit again.

ex.1 "Dammit Joe you're like some kind of Metapod nowadays.

ex.2 The celebrity is now a Metapod, but hopes to one day be a Butterfree.

ex.3 "You're more useless than the time my Caterpie evolved to a Metapod!"

by Vincenzul October 18, 2007

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Megapoop

A poop that people can hear from outside your cubicle. Usually followed by a loud fart. Very embarrassing.

Jeez that guy just did a megapoop!

by Jamian11 December 8, 2016

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Megalodump

When you shit so fierce that you have to wipe your whole back because of the backsplash.

Damn it! I just took a megalodump and got covered in blue toilet water !

by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017

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Megaloderank

When FEDERA deranks someone in a Discord Server by lots of ranks. That is a megaloderank.

Yo give thicc boi kyle a MEGALODERANK!

by Federa's Dad June 2, 2018

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MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.

If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.

by RoninDH July 6, 2023

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