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meat flaps 

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.
Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.
meat flaps by Germbee October 3, 2005

Meat Flaps 

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long
Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

Screaming meat flaps 

When a girl queefs very loudly
I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going
Screaming meat flaps by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Manny's meat flaps 

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.
i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good
Manny's meat flaps by lemonsins September 1, 2021

Meat Flap 

We call her a meat flap because of her excessive use of her vagina
Meat Flap by T-Dubz Nasty February 9, 2004