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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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Mahnaz

A woman who is extremely beautiful, intelligent, amazing, and is unrivalled in the female world by anyone. She is superior to them all, with a kind loving heart. Attractive from the inside and outside, she is totally ireSSiStable
sMk: You are so beautiful and amazing. You are Mahnaz
by theLionKing7 October 10, 2011
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Mahnya

Mahnya is either insane or quiet, there is no inbetween. She doesn’t show much emotion but has a soft side. Mahnya goes between doing really good or really bad at school, she has a lot of friends too. Watch out for your man because mahnya will steel him. She is all the parents favorite ONLY because of the fact that she is good at sucking up to them. She needs a therapist.
Who are you seeing tonight?”
“Mahnya”
*sigh of disappointment* “Don’t die.”
by Lila_UWU November 1, 2020
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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MeandMah

A phrase used when Referring to yourself and or a group of people or friends.
MeandMah can also be used as a threat or when trying to make someone laugh.
In unforgivable, Orpheus said, " I went to the mall the other day to get some pants for MeandMah friends."

"MeandMah"
by Don Lee January 18, 2008
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Meanie-Bo-Beenie

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.
parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!
by CdizzlecanNizzleU November 26, 2009
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mean ass dog

G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!
by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017
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