Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

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hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer April 7, 2011

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vore.me.jouno

vore me jouno

person:did you see vore.me.jouno's recent video?

person2:yes, I did! vore me jouno

by mediterraneanolivebranches March 22, 2022

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Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

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Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

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