by angelisme August 27, 2021

A town in the 50's from the Andy Griffith show. It usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody's friendly and knows each other. Usually a term used by adults who watched the Andy Griffith Show.
by Santa Claus! July 4, 2006

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by Laurenissofckghot July 17, 2019

1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.
2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.
2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.
1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."
2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"
2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"
by bbbbbggggg June 14, 2006

The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.
by thePLAGUEdoctor January 4, 2025

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.
Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021
