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MAGAtard

1. A person who blindly follows the spray tanned Authoritarian 45th President (also known as Dotard) by blatantly ignoring facts, medical experts, and reality in some cases.
2. A person who has been propagandized by Fox News beyond no return and will risk their own well being to prove they are wrong.
Do you remember During the Coronapocalypse of 2020 when all those MAGAtards protested their FrEeDuMbS and caught the plague ?
by Feelzwrecker April 21, 2020
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Maytag

A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection.
I gotta get me a new Maytag...'cause my boy just got sprung.
by Paul M. Kelly January 23, 2004
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Maytag twerk

White girl dancing. Referring to a girl that dances like a washing machine and doesn't know how to put it on for a guy. Usually a "maytagger" is associated with white girls but it can and has been know to appear across other races. Beware of these girls if you are looking for a grind session because it will be a failure
Damn, I was in Club Lau get the sorriest dance ever. Had that Maytag twerk going on.

Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.
by skyz the limit September 11, 2011
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Masataka

Masataka is a sexy Japanese boy who loves noodles and has a giant penis. All of the girls love him.
"OMG! Masataka is here! He looks so hot!"
by FUCKYOU69420 November 13, 2019
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Matatas

A HUGE rack! Big breasts! -Natural and or "medically enhanced"..
"Wow man! That Jessica has some pretty awesome Matatas!"

''-Yeah bro, I'd love to motor boat em!"
by Jizz-Master Splooge August 6, 2013
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Kakuna Matata

Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:

"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."

Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin
by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010
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Hakuna Matata Bitches

No worries for the rest of your days...bitches

Used to bring your self up and further push some one down used to address a losing group mostly
I just picked up first place in the spelling bee, hakuna matata bitches
by BombaGoBackToTheVillage March 5, 2009
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