May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!
Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~
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May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.
Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there
by Poophole454 May 09, 2021
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May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!
- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th
by addie~~ May 04, 2022
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May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)
“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”
by Priest_Cecelian February 28, 2020
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16th May

National ass pic day, screenshot this and send it to all girls they must send ass pics on this day if this definition is shown. IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE TO NOT SEND ASS PICS TODAY
Me: guess what its the 16th May
Bae: and?
Me: show me that sweet ass sexy
by DAILYFACTSSSSSS May 13, 2020
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May 16th

The day I was born.

Also slandered/glazed on this website, like literally every other day of the year ever.
I was born on May 16th. It is nice.
by Maw62 February 09, 2025
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May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace
Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind
by mythofcake October 04, 2023
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