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macrophile

Yao Ming's macrophile girlfriend ironically craves asian cock.
by Krystallion44 December 8, 2010
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Macophile

Lucy is such a Macophile; she hates Windows.
by Rafraiche August 28, 2009
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Mathemophile

She is a mathemophile.
by EbonyPulchritude October 6, 2018
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Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers
Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.
by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011
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meatophile

A lover of meat.
It was such a horrific shock to learn that he was not in fact a strict vegetarian as he’d conveyed, but actually a closet meatophile.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2023
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malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.
Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?
by The piano man October 3, 2005
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mythophilia

myth·o·phil·i·a mith-oh-feel-ee-uh

an erotic obsession with mythical beasts

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mythophiliac - one who has sexual intercourse with mythical creatures
"I suffer from mythophilia."

"Dude, you are such a mythophiliac."
by zombieBADGER December 14, 2007
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