Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Matchanova

A person who juggles multiple online relationships, such as through Match.com or Plenty of Fish, simultaneously.

He just can't stop talking about all his matchdates; guess he thinks he's some kind of Matchanova.

by TravelG January 4, 2011

Matchaberrymako

a horny shark, Voice and Porn Actress, Vtuber, and gremlin extraordinar. that really needs to get a life and will not hesitate to fuck your dad.

"damn have you watched Matchaberrymako? she really made me bust a nut the other day!"

by simp number 42069 July 23, 2021

skill based matchmaking

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

Matcha

Can mean many things. Used to describe a loved one, a feeling, a symbol of love.

Alan; “I’m matcha for you. You’re my matcha.”

by Em0sl4y3rxx September 14, 2019

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

matchablossomsfan

A famous tiktoker who ships matchablossom

P1: hey have you heard of matchablossomsfan?
P2: no
P1: what?! theyre the best person ever!

by DefinitelynotMia💪 December 5, 2021