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master the chief

I'll master your chief!
by MC February 17, 2005
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master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards
That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard
by D C August 18, 2006
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pipe master tony

Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.
Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe
by Michael dobson December 24, 2007
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Spark Master Tape

A 'Pseudonym' of an anonymous rapper.

No one knows the original Spark Master Tape's real identity, and the name has become a pseudonym for an anymous rapper like 'googling' something is to searching something.
Have you heard that new track by 'Spark Master Tape' ? SWOUUUUP
by A Disgruntled Villain June 13, 2023
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Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.
This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!
by readme.rtf November 11, 2020
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'Second Beer Pool Master' Theory

Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.

Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.

The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:

where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}
Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.

Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"
by Haydius April 7, 2017
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master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.
Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007
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