Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

masoning out

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.

person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."

by SKOA March 7, 2011

masting hole

A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.

frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)

by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013

Miscotinous

A person who is smart but acts like an idiot

Tom is so miscotinous

by Wefh August 19, 2018

mastoking

Werlyb

-Have you seen Mastoking on Twitch?
+No, I've only heard that he's the hottest man on Earth

by 35cm of pleasure July 11, 2020