Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
by Yehegdvhsuwjsjzjx September 4, 2019
Get the Marianomug. 
He is a boy who has a lot of love in his heart, but above all, he knows how to make himself loved by others, involuntarily. He is a particular type of person, but if you can understand him you will get along very well. He is respectful, even with girls, and has a great (!) immense (!) heart. He can listen you about your problems/your stories/etc more than you can expect. He wouldn't hurt even an ant. He looks shy and reserved and that's what makes him BABY too. But in addition to being a baby he is also very attractive, he knows how to behave and his always being polite makes him earn a thousand points. I like Mariano very much and I wish it were the same for him. If you find one, keep it tight, I hope mine never escapes.
by Anonymous 1840284 December 30, 2021
Get the Marianomug. A sex slave who picks grapes and likes mommy milkers and a weed smoker that gets high all the GOD DAMN TIME urgh!
by okmissgurl May 12, 2022
Get the Marianomug. Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.
by Yehegdvhsuwjsjzjx September 4, 2019
Get the Marianomug. by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021
Get the jess marianomug. Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.
Dude #2: Damn.
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.
Dude #2: Damn.
by yanks42 July 15, 2009
Get the Mariano Riveramug.