March 4th

March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)

Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them

by YOURMUMTOES December 23, 2019

March 4th

When the best fella in the world was born (I suggest tryna get him as yours)

Person 1: omg he's born on March 4th go speak to him gurrrl
Person 2: reckon he'd have a threesom with us?

by March 4th October 19, 2019

March 4th

March 4th is officially give your girl a hoodie day so boys get a hoodie ready

Girl”it’s march 4th” boy “and” girl it’s give your girl a hoddie day” boy”oh here you go baby”

by Girls slay March 02, 2020

March 4th

March 4th is National Oreo Day

Person 1: "omg i love march 4th"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because it is national oreo day!"

by jessicasic0nic February 21, 2020

March 4th

A Boy Queen👑 was born on this day!

Damn Jonny must’ve been born on March 4th!

by Ryansaves1234 October 17, 2019

March 4th

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

by Divvy March 18, 2022

March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 02, 2022