March 26

If you’re born on March 26 you have to have a big cock I’m talking massive, 11 inches or over, cock

Oh yeah you’re born on March 26, that’s lucky bro.

by Ya Boi Lemon October 16, 2019

March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 27, 2020

March 26

March 26 is the day your crush will ask you to be there gf or bf.

March 26

by ShadowLoveYou March 24, 2021

March 26

Rub your girlfriend's pussy...

Boy one: Dude its march 26!

Boy two: You know what that means.

Boy one: I'm going to get some tonight!

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! March 26, 2020

March 26

A day where you can break and disabled persons legs without consequence

hey I can go break a disbled persons legs its march 26

by hfjshtbiduebf April 5, 2022

March 26

If you are born on march 26, congrats, because you are handsome and a vampire.

"Is your birthday March 26?"
"Yes."
"Oh, how's never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 31, 2020

March 26

People that are born on March 26 and the sweetest, most kind hearted people you can ever imagine they are very important to you

Person 1: man they are so kind hearted!
Person 2: well they were born on March 26
Person 1: oh no wonder why their sweet :)

by Genderfluid_lesbian_person<3 November 24, 2021