mape

Pronounced "may-pah" it is a verb as in to mape, or mouth rape, or when one individual forceably makes out with another, usually involving the tongue. Sometimes this person is too polite to protest, usually with slimy and unpleasant tasting consequences. This is usually preceded by an incredibly lame pick-up line and followed by interesting dialogues in the girls bathroom.

Beth leaned over the toilet, spitting out Jim's saliva.
"OMFG!" cried Sara, who heard her from the adjoining stall, "did the bastard mape you?"
"Yeah, we were dancing for like a minute cuz i thought it was kinda funny that he looked exactly like the Shermanator, he said I looked like Pamela Anderson, and then next thing I knew he giving me a mouth woopy, smothering my screams of protest!"
"Dayum... did he slip the tongue?"
"Yeah and now I'm literally scarred for life... hes a real tongue biter!"
"Ew..but kinky."

by dimplexcore May 15, 2006

Mape

When Sean Connery make-out rapes you.

If you consent to mape with Sean Connery, that just counts as regular making-out, not make-out rape.

by IstvanTheHun November 7, 2012

Mape

A characteristic of someone or something otherwise defined as "ghetto." Things that will define someone as "mape" would include: cheap afros, poor, live in slums, smoke weed, dirty clothes, ebonics; all of which are associated with black people.

"Look at that mape!" said Jeremy, as he pointed and laughed at the black guy with the dirty afro.
"That shirt is really mape..." said Chad, pointing at a crappy Mecca brand T-shirt.
"I hope a mape doesn't steal my bike..."

by Chris Sundberg September 14, 2005

mape

the rape of a man by a woman.

That big girl just maped my homie dogg man?

by doggmandudebro June 19, 2010

Mapes

To shove food in your mouth all at once, and get it stuck in your mouth for a few moments.

Person 1: I dare you to eat all that at once!
Person 2: You're on! {Shoves food in mouth, and is stuck for a while}
Person 1: Dude, you just did a Mapes!

by SuperMassiveDinosaur February 23, 2011

mape

4 legged fuck. knuckle walking. the act of sticking a stick in an ant hill in an attempt to collect ants on it to eat. man or ape aka eric fuschino

stop maping around. mape get your un-evolved ass over here

by Ben James January 29, 2003

mape

(v.) the act of a male forcing a woman down the isle and marrying him.

Etymology: Combination of Marriage and Rape.

That bum maped my sister.

I'm going to mape that bitch so she's stuck with me forever.

by Sam Nelson November 20, 2003