Woo Jo Mao

1. A dirty cat.

2. A person who tries very hard to avoid taking showers.

1. "Hey there's a woo jo mao on the street! Don't touch it unless you want rabies."

2. "Monica is such a woo jo mao."

"How so?"

"She went to the beach today then got home and just went to bed without taking a shower."

"Wahh, she is one true woo jo mao!"

by LanFunJu August 6, 2009

diddy mao

It's Vietnamese slang for "go quickly".

"What part of "Diddy Mao" don't you understand, Skinner?"
-The Simpsons

"Mao! Diddy Mao!"
-Deer Hunter

by Da Troof123 January 11, 2009

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005

mao zedong's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Mao Zedong, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, beating Hitler's kill to death ratio by a wide margin.

Kevin: bro have you seen Mao Zedong's KDR?
Joe: no i haven't.
Kevin: let me just tell you that he has a positive KDR.

by Sosuke Bosuke May 16, 2022

In the Mao (ITM)

To be 'in the mao' means to be in. This could include getting in with a girl or a guy. Additionally, itm can also be used as a synonym for 'sick' or can be used when you do something cool (scoring a goal in soccer).

"bro, he's in the mao with Jennifer"

*scores a basket in basketball* "INNN THE MAO"

"dude are you itm with her?"
"It means in the mao (itm)"
"OHHH yeah dude im itm"

by thej-fresh October 15, 2015

mao jia

a total angel from heavennnnnnn omggg. she damnn pretttayyy and has a gorgeous personality. Plus, she is talented and willing to share her opinion of life to her friends. Smart and mature. An absolute gorgeous. A best gift from god anyone could have ever imagined. stay sassyyy MAO JIA

MAO JIA: omg did you just MAOJIA ?
Friends: yup, i scored 100 in my quizzzz
MAO JIA: you go gurllll. Continue being MAOJIA. I scored 10 100s in a row. dk when can i stop getting full marks. im so tired of the figure 100. jiayouuu you still have nine more to gooo

by sassyyyyyyyyy February 17, 2019

Mao

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

by Dan Weyandt February 21, 2009