Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

mastiff legends

you say this when you wipe three squads in apex legends with the mastiff or when your entire squad gets wiped by the mastiff

squadmember 2: oh shit we just got killed by a solo with a mastiff
squadmember 1: mastiff legends

by 9Dash April 19, 2021

manstuffies

Doing man stuff when you have never done a manly man thing in your entire life

Hey man can u open this with the knife I gave you? #manstuffies

by Larrykernen March 24, 2022

Old Mastiff

An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.

John tried an old mastiff.

by idiocy March 14, 2014

English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022