H. Mantooth

H. Mantooth is everything mankind wishes it was...or wasn't. H. Mantooth is a Doctor, a mass murderer of Spartan-class Marines, an intellect with an intelligence equivalent to 1000 Einsteins (yes, THE Albert Einstein), and was seen dating your mother in the last issue of People Magazine. However, H. Mantooth is also a rapist of his 2 sons. This, however, is a different story. He is part of the same family that Reggie Mt. resides from. He is also one of the leading researchers on OPERATION: Paste Project.

"Curse you, H. Mantooth!!"
"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
"H. Mantooth signed my hand! Now I'm spiffy."
"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"

by H. Mantooth September 5, 2004

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Taylor mantooth

Taylor mantooth is the biggest pussy on the planet and is probably the gayest person on the planet and has a girlfriend that doesn’t let him do anything and is the most pussy whipped person you will ever know

Oh boy I would hate to be Taylor mantooth because Linsey has him on a leash

by Harry doof May 6, 2019

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