mañanita

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera

Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop

by Debsdds May 13, 2020

the maaman effect

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people

guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!

by Freeek August 9, 2012

Maayan

This Hebrew name means spring of water . A beautiful person inside and out don’t get On her bad side or you will be living hell. She chooses her friends carefully and is one of the most loyal friends you could get. They don’t judge unless your asking for it.

Hey Maayan!
She’s hottttt

by Balloon cap123 March 30, 2020

manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

by Locker June 16, 2007

Mannan

A unique name given to children all across India. It is the root of the popular term Mana describing one's spiritual energy. As an aside, the name is also given to those who may be suspected reincarnations of God himself. That's right, Mannan is the man upstairs... that's him, and he's the best, though pretty bad at the whole "God" thing.

I hung out with Mannan yesterday, it was the best day of my life!

by RichieR January 31, 2015

maayan

A common hebrew name drawn from the bible. The word itself means brook, spring or well.

Have you seen Maayan?

Yeah...She's hott!

by Gracedriddle June 12, 2008

maayan

Maayan is a girl who you can always trust. She’s shy and kind. She loves her siblings a lot and takes care of the younger ones. She is smart and she is amazing at learning languages. Maayan is a rare name so if you have met one, you are lucky. She’s a beautiful girl inside and out.

*maayan walks by *
alex: wow was that an angel?
dylan: i think so 🤤

by thebossbitch June 29, 2021