marp

1. (interjection) Something a stupid person says because they don't know what else to say.

Person 1 (8:31:10 PM): MARP!
Person 2 (8:31:35 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Person 1 (8:31:51 PM): MARP!

by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

MLARP

Massive Live Action Role Play

When you and all of your buddies, from all of the convention centres, that you ever met, join in one gigantic battle to decide superiority over who is the best cosplayer.

"I witnessed the MLARP at ComicCon and it was amazing, hundreds of glasses broke, asthma inhalers were shattered, it was phenomenal."

by gililig January 17, 2018

marpo

A state of perfection no sentient being in this universe could possibly fathom, which only the Marpo Man currently possesses. The whereabouts of the Marpo Man are currently unknown.

The Marpo Man, doin what he can.

by Marpo Man November 3, 2004

Marphia

Marphia is a mix of a girl named Marley and a girl named Sophia, Marley is the girl who is a smart brunette, Sophia on the other hand is a dumb blond

Oh my gee did you see Jessica’s shirrrrrrt marphia is on their way

by big closet hore August 9, 2018

marple highschool

Hell on earth. Legend says 90% of cum dumpsters have graduated from this school.

You see there's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

- marple highschool quote of the week

by steel enjoyer 69 April 22, 2022

Marple Hall School

A school full of cunts who will all fail their GCSE's cos the teachers are awful

Marple Hall School is shit

by Mr Barker & Mrs Gregory May 17, 2022

Marphuc

A wild beast found in the swamps of the brisbane river. Carnivorous and blood thirsty, the wild Marphuc is usually associated with being the ugliest and smelliest known mammal. Whilst it may be a barefoot bogan, if you get to know them, the wild Marphuc will be a good friend, as long as you get used to their obsessive cult-like body shop products.

“Jeez that Marphuc stinks!”

by Maggot potatoe September 5, 2022