Just words cannot describe the beauty of this girl. Looking at Lynsey without a pair of sunglasses would burn your retinas. That is the how much power and beauty Lynsey has. Nothing in life compares to Lynsey's beauty. Nothing I tell you. All the super models, actresses, and playboy bunnies in the world couldn't count for one percernt of Lynsey's beauty.
Clinton:Dude I cant see!
Guy:What happened?
Clinton:I was checking out Lynsey without my shades on man.
Guy:Ohhh yea that will happen.
Clinton:Yes seeing how she is so hot!
Guy:What happened?
Clinton:I was checking out Lynsey without my shades on man.
Guy:Ohhh yea that will happen.
Clinton:Yes seeing how she is so hot!
by I am so manly June 11, 2004

Lynsey kale is in the full time stoner industry, she gave birth to the pot head that is the big nig, she is also batshit crazy and abit bipolar. She will box you out and scrap your Nan (only if she deserves it) she just don’t give a fuck about who you are, but if your not a stoner you will be unfriended. Don’t mess with Lynsey kale or she will roast your nans business on Facebook cos your a scamming little cunt
Lynsey kale doesn't give a fuck who you are, she will throw hands at your neighbours daughters cats grandad.
by Seshheadsesh2345 October 8, 2020

The coolest person alive!!
by .. April 6, 2005

A couple based on lies. In which the man has been cheating the girl since they got together, with the girl she thinks he left her for.
by lakersfan34 November 23, 2010

Lynsey Jones is an amzing person and is willing to put others before herself. She is very loving and wants something real. She has beautiful eyes and when you look at her eyes, you could simply fall in love. She gives incredible hugs and loves to cuddle. Lynsey is genuin and is someone you could spend the rest of your life with.
by Jfish0498 October 9, 2016

eg.i shagged lynsey catherine and gillian in the toilets of cocktails and dreams in zante last night and nearly drowned in amongst the flappage!!!
by Susan12 March 4, 2008

by randoasfucc April 15, 2020
