Liberty Baptist Church

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.

"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

by simping for sidon June 6, 2019

Liberty Mutual

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.

Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"

by wheelchairmanfromfamilyguy August 12, 2021

Luberly

The same as LOVELY.

A word used to replace the word LOVELY.
Sometimes used when being mushy with one's boyfriend,
Also,sometimes used by small children/toddlers who cannot pronounce LOVELY correctly.

Renee to Debbie; "Mom my dress is sooo luberly!"
OR
Boy to Girlfriend; "Here's £100 to go shopping"

Reply; "Oh babes! Im so lucky,you're soo luberly!"

by DebbieO October 31, 2010

USS Liberty

American Navy intelligence ship which was attacked by Israeli aircraft and surface vessels in 1967, resulting in the deaths of 34 Americans.

"At least the terrorists made no pretense of being our allies when they killed our men and women aboard the USS Cole. The same cannot be said for those who attacked the USS Liberty."

"The USS Liberty was a lightly armed intelligence shipped, and was allegedly mistaken for a Egyptian cargo ship."

by karl a d January 9, 2009

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019

Liberty Middle School

A middle school in suburban Colorado offering grades 6-8. Full of middle to upper class white kids pretending they're drug dealing rappers, this school has enough money floating around the student body to promote pretentious cliques and shameless tormenting. Any perverts looking for booty shorts and yoga pants will not be disappointed as any of the girls would happily wear no clothes at all given the option. The Starbucks down the road is a common hangout for malevolent white girls and their hackneyed boyfriends. Legend has it that multiple white girls live at this Starbucks, having never been seen without a Frappuccino or Pumpkin Spice Latte.

White Girl Wynona and Bonehead Blondie will happily tell you to kill yourself strutting down the hallway of Liberty Middle School with Starbucks in one hand and iPhone in the other.

by It'sTheTruth123456789109876543 December 17, 2013

Liberty-Belling

A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.

I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.

by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013