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Longview

a small town in east texas
thumbs up if you go to Pine Tree High School,
Longview High School,
or any other school in the 9OH!3
there's really nothing to do here
Dude: Longview is sooo boring man.
Chick: Yeah but PTHS is da shiiitttt.
by bitchesandhoesbitches December 9, 2010
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Longview Zoo

LongView Zoo is the name for a strip club which will hire ANY applicant. No matter what their looks, weight or ability to dance.

You look around and see zoo animals as dancers.
Went to the Longview Zoo lastnight and saw 2 elephants, an aranguntan, and a yak.
by The K Doggie August 25, 2013
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Longview, Washington

A town in southwest Washington that, while admittedly more than a little boring, is populated on the whole by regular people living their regular lives.
"Women from Longview, Washington don't all get pregnant as teenagers."

"Olympia, Washington and Longview, Washington have roughly the same ratio of dramatic kids in their high schools."
by Hyacinthus42 November 13, 2011
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Longview Logsplitter

during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.
she said get dirty, so I gave her a Longview Logsplitter
by Tonguemyshitter November 21, 2009
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Longview, Texas

A city in East Texas comparable to Tyler, Texas. Less old people and more on the young side. Beware the bad side of town, if you see the abandoned K-mart you are over there. There are problems with homeless people over there, they'll annoy the crap out of you. Stay away from there. We also have problems with petty thugs street racing down loop 281 in the middle of the night.

Very comparable to the size of Tyler, Texas. Instead of bleeding into Whitehouse and Lindale, Texas it bleeds into two different ones called Springhill, Texas and Lakeport, Texas.

It's in Gregg County Texas.
by Bannedfrom4chan June 28, 2018
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longview

A park near William G. Enloe High School in Raleigh, North Carolina, where students frequently "chill" at the picnic tables and in the parking lot. Also known as "The LV", "The 'View."
Guy 1: Dude, you tryin' to match on a blunt?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, let's go to Longview.
Guy 3: I'll bring the Yuengling.
by r.i.p. everett October 1, 2006
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