Long shlong silver

A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.
That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila
by Silverlongshlong March 4, 2018
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long shlong silvers

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!
by S.A. Longschlongsilvers May 24, 2016
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30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"
by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019
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long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN
by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021
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Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz
Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!
by 231_tng February 22, 2021
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