Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

Little Ivy League by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

Little Leaguer 

An adult who finds pleasure in kidnapping and molesting small boys after recreational sports, particularly baseball.

Brice: "Who is that man in the car staring at me?"
Pops: "He is a little leaguer, you better watch out for them!"

Little Leaguer by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009

Little Leaguer 

Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.

Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.

Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.

Little Leaguer by sanfred December 17, 2010

littleleagu3

the best fanpage.

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littleleagu3 by anonymous November 13, 2020

littleleagu3

the best fanpage.

hey whos your favorite fanpage? “@littleleagu3.”

littleleagu3 by anonymous November 13, 2020