Linzi

A little 5 foot 2 inch scene kid with big babydoll eyes and known for being called "baby coon." She has aspirations of going to Harvard and wants to model. She isn't short, only "fun-sized" and very "portable." Not to mention, she's very deliciously tasty.

Wow, Linzi is totally awesome!

by BabyCoon August 2, 2008

Linzi

Blonde, blue eyes, 5'8 and a crackin figure. (In other words tasty!!!)

(Boy see's a girl with - see above)
Wow, she's Linzi!!!

by Steve June 6, 2003

Linzy

The funniest and cutest person ever she doesn’t like anyone btw

Linzy: stop being a simp for me yt you fucking bitch

Me: no I can’t you are too cute and funny

by Bakugo/daddy June 21, 2020

Linzi

cooler than blake

by Linzi :) August 17, 2003

Linzi

1. Sub-human
2. Coward or to lack balls
3. To show/display ignorance or to act incompetent.
4. Virgin or someone that never engages in sexual activity.

"Dont be a Linzi"

Person 1: "Dude did you get laid"
Person 2: "No I pulled a Linzi"

"I think I Linzi'ed this up...let me do it again"

"Did you see that Linzi get knocked out"

by Chonchon chopper dan February 7, 2010

Pull A Linzi

The act of eating a lot of cake and throwing up just to go home early from work

Handsome Dude: I really can't be bothered with the rest of today.
Ugly Dude: Why don't you pull a linzi?
Handsome Dude: Good idea, *nom*..... *vom*.......*home*

by specialprojects March 18, 2011

dirty linzi

Someone who like to role around outside and enjoys nature

Linzi enjoyed some fun outdoors it’s called a dirty Linzi

by NestOvVipers April 6, 2020