Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Linging shots

1. Firing a hand-gun wildly at a general or specific target. 2.Sometimes known as throwing punches or strikes wildly at somebody's face. 3. Shooting game at a fine piece of ass.

I'm gonna go to the mall and start linging shots at e'rrbudy

by Mataleao3 February 28, 2007

stat lining

Frequent refreshing or checking of box scores most often associated with daily fantasy sports

Hey I'm busy stat lining for draft kings

by dazedandamused October 11, 2017

Linking

This term is normally used, when a boy and girl are talking to each other a lot and its obvious that they are going to go out soon. This defination is normally used in the UK.

Girl 1: "i talk to adam all the time, i really like him.."

Girl2: " You two are soo linking!"

by coolcoolcoolextracool May 1, 2011

linking

Linking means the you are talking on a level but not dating.

Hey! Did you hear that Max and Zoe are linking...

by @dontxmax November 18, 2017