Limpy 

To stick a limp phallus into an anus, and the receiver of the phallus will squeeze the phallus until it’s hard and ejaculates.

Matt got a limpy by little Jason. He barely felt it at first.

Limpy by Philip miasso September 24, 2023

Limpy 

When your penis fails to get erect to perform a sexual act.

‘Damn I’ve got a limpy’ said Dave

Limpy by PopDemon79 April 27, 2025

Limpy Long Cockin 

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

Limpy Long Cockin by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

limpy pirate 

After blowing a load in a girl's eye, left OR right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. When she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.

I walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room...

limpy pirate by SNOOCHYxBOOCHY March 17, 2009

limpy-hard 

put together the words limpy and hard, and you get limpy-hard. Common variation "the limpy hardon"

I was going to fuck Stephanie but all I could come up with was a limpy-hard

limpy-hard by chase taylor October 28, 2004

Limpy Long Cockin 

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!

Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

Limpy Long Cockin by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

Limpy Wristed Fag 

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.

Limpy Wristed Fag by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023