Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Character Limit

The most retarded rule ever put in place by social media websites. A character limit is a numerical limit on how many letters, numbers, symbols, spaces, digits, etc. that you can type into a single text box.

The character limit literally forces you to shorten all of your responses to where you can't even make sense of them at times. If you happen to exceed any given character limit, you are instructed to cut down your response in order to fit the number of characters (letters/numbers/symbols/etc.) allowed by the website. So if you are trying to put all of your ideas into one post, you often end up getting screwed over by the character limit. It ends up becoming an overall pain in the ass.

Some notable websites that contain character limits include: Urban Dictionary (1500 character limit), YouTube (500 character limit), and most annoyingly, Twitter (originally a 140 character limit for all posts, now a 118 character limit for posts that contain URL's).

Rob: "Almost done typing my definition for 'Character Limit' on Urban Dictionary; it's gonna be kickass."

*Presses "Send to UD"*

Rob: "WTF!? I have 1527 characters and the character limit is only 1500!? BULLSH*T!!!"

by BCB5 July 22, 2013

Post Limit

The end of your life.

You can no longer post on Tumblr for the rest of the day/night and you have to wait till 12:00 to start posting again.

Tumblr Person 1: How come you're not posting anymore?

Tumblr Person 2: My life is over untill 12am... post limit ):

by p4cific-blue.tumblr.com November 14, 2012

Lads Elite Group Limited

Elite group of lads limited to:

eL Jackson County Authority
MDAAP1

M3-OUR-LOS
SD/AD Brothers- SD MAC PAT/ AD MAC SEEMS
AAP2

These Lads Elite Group Limited dudes are some bad mother fuckers.

by AAP2 February 14, 2021

Will limit

Limit on ability to sexually perform after a specified number of ejaculations, typically 4-5.

Sorry babe, I hit my Will limit. Perhaps tomorrow?

by Will Powres June 18, 2016

Limecat

The ultimate god of cats everywhere. His head is capped by a natural outgrowth known as the "Mystic Rind", which originally was a solid lime. During the epic battle with Clock Spider, several gashes were rent into the lime, creating a bang-like effect. Limecat responded by chewing off the Clock Spider's ninth leg and cast it into the sky, where it became the God of most religions.
Limecat is seldom pleased, and only his priests have ever seen him do anything more than frown and glare. He has an illegitimate kitten, Linecat, who is marked by his lack of hair apart from his head and paws.

Limecat is our lord and savior. All hail Limecat.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

sky is the limit

unlimited. no limitation. reaching out as far as you can.

sky is the limit when i hustle.

by REAL. May 13, 2006