Leonellus theorem

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.

According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023

leonel

the absolute perfect boy. he is amazing, makes you feel so important and treats you like a princess. he gives the best hugs and is an amazing kisser. don't get on his bad side tho and mess with the things he loves. he is very athletic and is amazing at everything he does. he often looks down on his self-thinking he is ugly and dumb even tho he is really not. a Leonel is so attractive. he is often shy with talking and nudes but tries to not be and fails. he is really hot. don't lose their trust because once you do they will never trust you again. don't let his shyness fool you tho he is pretty crazy once you get to know him. if you meet one dont let go

person 1: omg its leonel
person 2: damn he is actually perfect

by cake1212 September 26, 2018

Leonel

A confident and talented man, quick feet. Has amazing hand-eye-foot coordination, and will most likely make a fool out of you in any sport not called basketball (especially soccer). Also a common name for a king, probably because it is associated with the name Leo often given to lions who as we all know are the kings of the jungle.

guy #1: did you see Leonel?

guy #2: yeah, but where is the ball?
guy #1: in the goal.
guy #2: why is everyone laying on the ground?

by hotapple301 February 4, 2010

Leoncello

An Italian last name meaning "Little Lion"

Little-Cello
Lion-Leo

What's your last name?
-Leoncello
What does it mean?
-Little lion
Awh, cute!

by I_Cant_Hear_You_Over_My_Music January 18, 2011

leonel

leonel is often referred to as very cute/handosme and anyone that says otherwise is capping. word is hes a very good kisser we dont know though. leonel is very very soft and if you hurt him. youll have the gang on you. he doesnt thinks he’s beautiful, so you should tell him he is. because he is very beautiful. also full time icon and amazing person

person 1: on god people need to get on leonels level
person 2: i know right
person 3: *whispers* leonels a boss ass bitch

by joonspuckles May 1, 2020

Leonel Messi

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.

fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos

by Messithebest trust me November 12, 2018

Leonel

Leonel in the inside is smart ,sweet,and whit a big heart but from the outside he is handsome ,nice ,cool and romantic ,funny, and he is a person that u can talk ur problems and he also loves sports but his main is (soccer) and he is one guy

A:leonel
B : i hope he sees me

by Tobis March 15, 2017