lemons

somthing that cave johnson dosent like

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Smashing Lemons

V. (or lemon smashing) Going chatroulette.com or omegle.com and successfully tricking random strangers (or your friends) into going on to lemonparty.org and get a reaction.

Stranger: Hey, do you know any cool games?

You: Oh yea! Go on to lemonparty.org. It's a lemon smashing game. It's pretty cool. I play it all the time!

Stranger: Oh sounds cool, wait.

Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? EWW!

or

Matt: Dude I totally lemon smashed Stephen last night!

Damian: Oh man really? What was his reaction?

Matt: He totally flipped out!!

or

Logan: Hey man do you wanna go smashing lemons?

Mark: Oh man totally! I can't believe people are gullible enough to go on it!

Logan: I know!

by Ekinsane May 6, 2011

Lemonstine

A lemonstine is neither a male or female, but an it. It is the co-founder and ruler of Lemifer Land, making it royal, so "it" becomes "itiss". Lemonstine is so ROYGBIV, and has divine powers. It often calls upon partner in crime Tremifer, or other mystical creatures living there such as the yetis, to help it.

Omg! I got accepted as a citizen to Lemifer Land! The royal itiss Lemonstine approved!

by Lemonstine May 18, 2009

making lemonade out of lemons

Making the most out of a shitty situation, or do the best you can with the hand youve been dealt.

When life gives you lemons, start learning how to be Making lemonade out of lemons

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

leonsis

The ability to annoy everyone by saying how great and grand life is when you have a gigantic bank account. Health care and college costs be damned when you have billions.

Marty went all Leonsis on us when he won the lottery and converted to Buddhism.

by muffinarm August 28, 2010

sweet lemons

An idiom that is roughly the inverse of "sour grapes", though much rarer: insisting that something unpleasant is in fact desirable, esp. if it was actively sought for earlier.

"I know the guy's miserable at work, but he keeps telling me he loves it. Sweet lemons, right?"

by Calenardhon February 14, 2009