bite my left tit

For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.

When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"

by Andie4444444 January 24, 2008

Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Leftwitt

A left-wing stupid or obtuse person (used as a general term of disdain).

Leftwitt's were out rioting again last night

by Wastedend September 1, 2020

Leftitty

Your left boob

So...years ago in my younger days....was at the club...dancing...and my front clasp bra broke...girls were poppin out.... went to ladies room as my friend had super glue in case she broke a fake nail....
I. Glued. My. Finger. To. The. Clasp. And. The. Clasp. To. My. Leftitty...don't drink n glue yall....just. don't.

by PrincessKinza January 5, 2021

lettitor

A letter to the editor

Did you read the lettitor about the blah, blah, blah?

by Buzz565 August 27, 2023

Wingardayum leftitoasta

The spell to conjure a flying fuck as given by Hermione Granger.

Ted: hi rob!
Rob:(cringes, starts flicking his iPhone like a wand desperately) "Wingardayum Leftitoasta! Wingardayum Leftitoasta! Please work! Wingardayum Leftitoasta!"

by Bookman369 October 6, 2021