by Capn Meh October 23, 2017
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Isn't it just asking too much, to do the impossible?
by Jeffrey Woods June 03, 2016
A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
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