Used in some parts of Australia like Canberra. A hot girl that's too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. Usually used as a qualifier so you don't sound like a pedophile.
Guy 1:"Check her out."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"
OR
"Check out the layby."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"
OR
"Check out the layby."
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by Thor Heyerdahl March 12, 2004
Get the Asian Ladyboy Tranny mug.-(the quinfecta) aka the ultimate-The action of a man receiving a blow job while, at the same time, getting each testicle massaged by the mouths of two other girls, while a 4th girl rubs the man's back and a 5th girl scratches his nose and feeds him pizza. This does not qualify as an orgy, but is the most epic intimate event yet known to man. If this happens to you make sure you tell as many of your friends as possible because you're a proud member of the quinfecta club of lazyboys.
It was my birthday yesterday so my girl and 4 of her friends gave me a lazyboy . it was the greatest day of my life.
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Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.
Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.
Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
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