laxtitute

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.

Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!

by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner is a young american actor, born in 1992.
His roles include cheaper by the dozen 2, sharkboy and he will be playing the role of Jacob Black in the twilight movie, due to be released december 2008.

person 1- I liked that movie sharkboy and lava girl

person 2- yeah, taylor lautner was great in that movie

by a dude twilightfan June 19, 2008

laxterbating

the act of laxing so dirtily that you achieve physical pleasure

bro #1: dude that was a gnar rip!
bro #2 i know i was laxterbating

by lax4eva October 4, 2010

Dirty Laut

The act of going to the bathroom, one or two, neglecting to wash hands, and then shaking hands with another person.

Nico went to the bathroom at a rest stop in Ohio and gave his teacher a Dirty Laut.

by BallersB May 31, 2011

lautch

doing a lautch is wear you have sex with someone while they are passed out or asleep

hey man i totally gave a girl a lautch last night she doesnt even know

by tom n josh September 17, 2013

Andy Laux

Andy Laux

the bassist, and co-founder of Warbringer, a very popular (but not mainstream) and ridiculously talented thrash band from California.

probably modestly looking up his name with few expectations

andy laux is john laux's brother.

at the warbringer show i was entertained by john kevill's impressive antics, john lauxs awesome riffs, and carlos's cute faces and adam carrolls down to earth hair but was absolutely mesmerized by andy lauxs subtle dark sexiness

andy laux has the allure of a gypsy and the rustic charm of harrison ford

by westchedda October 30, 2011

Lautzenheiser

A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".

"What's your last name?"

"Lautzenheiser"

"OK...I'll just call you by your first name"

by Evedora March 5, 2009