laundrodelica

Any musak heard in a laundromat in the 1970's. Experience is perfected by the presence of avacado green dryers, burnt umber washing machines, wallpaper with orange asterisks, contact paper on the countertops festooned with olive drab polka-dotted mushrooms, and Family Circle magazines in the seating area.

Ann Murray
The Carpenters
Percy Faith
Esquivel
Les Baxter
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass

by Rex Cavendish May 26, 2005

Landau

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

by くもり May 5, 2022

launa

Launa is a tropical name. Females with this name are drop dead gorgeous and highly popular. While they are highly popular they are not snobby or superficial. A Launa always has a good sense of empathy and can endure much. Since much is probably endured they must have someone or something to put their emotions into. They also enjoy a sanguine environment. If environment is melancholic they do their best to lighten the mood and/or work with others to create the atmosphere most pleasurable. Launas are very caring and loving, but just don't have the right way to say things. Odds and odds, they are one of the best friends you can find and will never betray you. While they don't like talking about their own personal issues unless you're close to them; they love listening to yours.

"Need to vent or talk about something? Talk to Launa she always listens!"

by Polka-polka-poke-a-dot February 13, 2014

Venmo Launder

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases

Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji

by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

laundrybat

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.

Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.

by Dice9100 January 5, 2016

Launa

The best dang friend you can have. Launas are loyal and always have your back. They are funny and tough and love to make others smile. Your lucky to have a Launa as a best friend. Guys swoon over her (especially Justin's) because she's athletic and will kick your butt. She will go up against the guys in any sport and dominate👊 Launas are confident and don't care what others say

Percy: Wow Launas so cool
Jason: Back up man she's mine!
Justin: Losers Launa loves me

by yes-i-did-that February 4, 2015

laundrification

adj. Sex in a laundry room

ie: Laundry + fornication

(obviously the creator of said word does not realize how many other words end with the pseudo-suffix "cation")

Clean up the dryer tops because this weekend, it's time for some laundrifaction.

by Radiotheatre September 25, 2003