One or more females sitting on your lap.
"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"
by Xanier ramirez January 19, 2008
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anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas
by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010
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A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."
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When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
by one_timer December 8, 2008
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When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
by one_timer99 December 12, 2008
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When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.
Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
by one timer November 21, 2008
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More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.
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