langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.

example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom”

by gangemi February 23, 2024

Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025

Langing It

The Term Langing it refers to masturbating while your roommate is in the room.

Person 1: (enters room and sees Person 2 masturbating as Person 3 is on computer with headphones on)
Person 1 (later): Hey Person 3 I saw your roommate Langing it when you were in the room!!!

by Yell2k25 April 11, 2026