Landlord

1) An opportunistic mentally ill parasite who honestly believes he provides an honest, morally sound business for his community. But in reality, siphons huge amounts of resources from his tenants trapping them into the perpetual gamed cycle of renting rather than owning.

2) A person, company, or firm who owns so much property they can easily set the rental rates of a particular area.

"If I keep paying rent to landlords, I will never afford a house"

"My landlord raised the rent again! I cannot believe I am being priced out of my childhood town!"

Landlord by DutchPirate June 10, 2018

Landlord

Not a job. By definition, a landlord is a property owner, and at best, is an investor. Investment Slacker. Will try to convince others that what they do is, in fact, a "real" "job" by listing responsibilities such as:
Asking for money
Waking up at noon
Drinking box wine before 5 pm
Neglecting significant issues with the rental unit
Raising rent to discourage "the" "element" from renting units
Researching discriminatory practices

Telling people with "real" "jobs" to get "real" "jobs."

Frankie D: Yeah, I dunno Rich, I mean if it makes money--it's a job, right?
Richie B: Wrong Frank. Panhandlers make money, but asking for change on the street isn't a job--neither is being a landlord.

Landlord by Merriticus September 23, 2021

Landlord

A person that most probably has a drink problem who decides to run a pub because real work is too much hard work.

Huw the waster is a terrible landlord.

Landlord by iwtom April 5, 2019

Landlord

A class that Communism really hates, because they believed people in that class owns lots of land, owns slaves and farmers, is pretty capitalist, and quite oppressive to the lower classes because landlords are like nobles.

Communism's first aim is to equally distribute land to people and eliminate all classes including landlords. The side-effects are former landlords losing almost all of their property and probably even killed by farmers.

Landlord by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Landlord

A total douchebag with neon green sports car and dumb skanky slag girlfriend. Allows the dumb skanky slag girlfriend to run most of the 'landlording' at their bug infested hell hole. His way of entertaining and admiring his jerk off qualities.

Hell has a special place for the douchebag landlord!

Landlord by Ughyoubothsuck June 13, 2023

Landlord

Another word for Leach

DAMN LANDLORD TAKING MY HARD EARNED MONEY WHILE HE TAKES A VACATION TO MEXICO!

Landlord by Poiny January 11, 2024

Landlord

A type of parasite that disguises itself as human in order to horde housing, which it then sells to poor people for more than it's worth in order to make a profit without doing any work. Being a "landlord" is not a real job, but rather an excuse to exploit others without calling it exploitation. Any "person" who willingly decides to become a landlord is objectively evil and must not be trusted.

I'm the primary breadwinner in my landlord's family.

Landlord by EgoistLenin April 29, 2024