v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".
I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.
by allison March 23, 2004
by Argoth March 25, 2004
go to a camping space and reserve a large piece of land, presumably for friends who run late.
Done often with various pieces of luggage.
Done often with various pieces of luggage.
by Wolfram March 25, 2004
A drawing of a character, primarily in mainstream superhero comics, that interrupts your enjoyment of the narrative by being noticably traced from a pornographic or celebrity image. Named after the comic artist Greg Land, one of the main offenders.
"I was really enjoying that issue until Jean Grey had an orgasm as the result of being punched in the stomach, which seemed to turn her into Sandra Bullock for the next four panels. It's either a secondary mutation or a blatant land grab"
by Disgruntlor September 28, 2009
The process of taking credit for projects and/or creating new projects in a company that is on the brink of lay offs to make sure your boss knows you are not dispensible.
Sandra knew she was on the chopping block for the next round of layoffs so she started land grabbing to create a perception of a full workload.
by 123jess123 December 16, 2008
Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!
Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023