Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.

Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."

by J Kelso December 6, 2006

Text Lagger

A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!

You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....

NO REPLY....

2 hours later...

Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..

by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009

lagfest

An online game that lags like fuck, usually due to some idiot attempting to run the game on some piece of shit mac or windows 95.
Simple as that.

I was in a lagfest yesterday, every game second that passed took 5 real seconds, for fucks sake, was that idiot's processor ran by hampster wheels?

by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008

I lagged.

Excuse which generally goes without questioning when someone playing Call of Duty messes up, misses a shot, or gets totally embarrassed.

Kid: Hahaha dude you're so bad.
Me: Shut up I lagged.
Kid: Oh my bad.

by Satan's Offspring April 12, 2011

England's Largest Off-Licence

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.

I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.

by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

Lagged Out

1.) When the server of an MMORPG causes you to Log Out due to lag or a bad internet connection.

2.) The process of getting booted from the server of an MMORPG when experiencing lag. This can be caused by multiple things. The most common is the result of a bad internet connection, the second most common is when the server is experiencing a lot of activity and has to automatically log players out to relieve some of the lag.

Dude, This game is being a douche! It keeps lagging me out.

Sorry I couldn't help, I got lagged out.

Player 1: Hey, can you come help me with a quest in <insert town name here>? Player 2: Sorry, that towns too crowded. I always get lagged out when I go there.

by Spaz Havok July 22, 2009

Lagger Nagger

One who accuses others of lagging, while lagging themselves.

The lagger nagger was a huge, douche.

by Shades344 January 20, 2009