LAF

An acronym for Liquid Ass-Fire; painful liquid defecation the consistency of water, usually accompanied by a burning sensation.

Man, that jambalaya gave me the worst LAF.

I gotta find a bathroom NOW; I feel LAF coming on!

by LAF4LIFE January 24, 2011

LAF

Legit as Fuck

That music album is Legit as Fuck. On fb or social sites. That pic is LAF.

by Jta4Osu December 15, 2011

LAF

An abbreviation signifying one's high level of legitimacy. Meaning "Legit as Fuck".

I'm LAF bitch legit as fuck now suck my left.

by k tre March 4, 2009

laf

Long and Floppy in reference to a redundent foreskin, but in many cases it becomes synonymous with asking if someone is circumcised or not.

Matt: "Do you have a LAF?"

Thomas: "What? Do I laugh?"

Matt: "No I mean do you have a LAF on your penis?"

Thomas: *pause* "Sigh, why does everyone know I have a redundent foreskin?"

Matt: "Don't sweat it babe, I'll make it up to you tonight =)"

by Thomas Wu September 6, 2008

LAFS

LAFS - It's an acronym which stands for Love At First Sight

Anne : When I met Dan, I knew it was LAFS!
Emma : Aww! That's so romantic.

by PoeticApology December 27, 2013

Laf

Lazy as Fuck

Damn you are Laf

by Tom18 January 2, 2010

laf

It means "Laugh" for idiots who seriously can't spell one of the most simple words in the English language.

Girl: MY BOOBS ARE FLOPPING
Dude: -lafs-
Girl: Learn to spell dumbshit!

by i have big breasts January 24, 2009