Kryptostylenic

A word with more fluff than actual meaning, this lazy bastardization of a fabricated technicality can be stapled on to any sentence for immediate pseudo-intelligence points.

Male:"Yuck, look at her! How kryptostylenic."

Potential Lay:"Take me now!"

by MTA June 26, 2004

Kryptoshit

A massive stinking green shit taken the morning after consuming too much of the the alchoholic drink 'Kryptonite'.

Paul: 'Ahhh Iain whats that smell!!???'

Iain: ' Sorry I just dropped a massive kryptoshit. Oh my god - Its fucking green.'

by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011